Joke Of The Day

"Dealing with a lawyer"

A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

Saint Peter asks him, "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?"

The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the 

street." Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed 

that this was true. Saint Peter said, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into 

Heaven." The Lawyer said, "Wait Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a

quarter."...

 Joke after the WAVE...

Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been 

verified. Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?" 

Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter, "Let's give him back his 50 cents 

and tell him to go to Hell."