Joke Of The Day

Toilet Paper

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quite rural pu. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy."Are you the manager?" she ask, softly stroking his face with both hands."Actually, no" he replies. Can you get him for me- i need to speak to him? she ask, running her hands up and beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid i can't" breaths the barman-clearly aroused. "Is there anything i can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continuess huskily, popping a couple fingers into his mouth and allow him to suck on them gently. "Tell him that there is no more toilet papper in the ladies room.....